GONE RUNNING.

GONE RUNNING.

THAT’S RIGHT.  I’M OUT OF HERE.  DO NOT CHAS E
ME DOWN OR TEXT ME OR TRY TO TALK ME INTO
GOING OUT TO LUNCH.  I DON’T HAVE TIME TO FIG URE
OUT IF I HAVE TIME FOR A RUN.  I’M JUST GO ING.
THE WORLD WILL NOT FALL APART IN MY ABSENCE.
I MIGHT MISS SOMEBODY’S BIRTHDAY CAK E OR A
DISCUSSION OF LAST NIGHT’S SEASON FINALE .  EVEN
IF I DO, WHO CARES.  I’M COMING BAC K WITH A
STATE OF MIND THREE COFFEES, TWO FLIRTATIOUS
EMAILS AND A WEEK OF VACATION CAN’T BUY.